Me: Can i have your babies?
Justin Bieber: ....What?
Me: Can i have your autograph?
Justin Bieber: Oh, it sounded like something else..
Me: What did you think i said?
Justin Bieber: Can you have my babies.
Me: Well, if you're offering. Sure.
Justin Bieber: But i wasn't-
Me: Yolo. Now off with your clothes.

I Call You “Cute”

diiana-says:

• Doesn’t mean I’m flirting with you.
• Doesn’t mean I like you.
• Doesn’t mean I’m catching feelings for you.
• Doesn’t mean I’m trying to get at you.
• I was just giving you a compliment.